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Hvis jeg skulle starta band, hadde det nok ikke gått så bra. Litt loking rundt på last.fm har nemlig avslørt at alle de tøffeste bandnavna allerede er tatt. Se bare på alt snadderet jeg fant:
- Bimbo Boy
- Drown Retarded Children
- Semen Across Lips
- Hentai Cum Dungeon
- Jesus Anal Penetration
- The Wanking Nuns
- Vomitronic
- lmfao
- The Homosexuals
- Clitboys

Og som om ikke dét var nok, har jeg fått hekta på Uncyclopedia. I seineste laget, jeg veit det, og det er lenge siden det egentlig var kult i det hele tatt, men saken er at jeg har visst om det lenge, skjønner du. Jeg har bare ikke søkt etter de riktige tinga ennå. Men jeg blei altså litt frista da Ingrid Marie tipsa meg om at Tokio Hotel redirects til gay, så jeg måtte jo selvfølgelig sjekke ut, og mens jeg først var der, kunne jeg jo søke litt rundt. Her følger de gylne øyeblikka:

See also:
- Death Note
- Dir en grey
(fra Yaoi)

Symptoms:
- Leather Pants
- Anorexia
- Hairstyles similar to that of the human female, or that of Gackt
- Thinking Gackt is hot
(fra Yaoi)

Targets:
- L
- Near
(fra Yaoi)

Its use is explicitly forbidden by the Japanese, who are apparently much smarter than us, until one realizes that they speak Engrish. You're only allowed to use the letter L if you can prove that you're a master detective. And then you have to use it as your name.(fra L)

Anthropomorphic representation of the letter L. Not to be confused with Eru desu.(bildetekst fra L)

Trivia:
- Last but not least, L is totally gay for Yagami Light!(fra L)

Dué le Quartz was formed in 1999 when the Norwegian elf Miyabi travelled to Japan to begin creating music for humans, as Miyabi found Elven music to be quite dull. Banished from Elven society, Miyabi was forced to work as a prostitute in Tokyo to gain enough yen to buy food to feed the alternate universe formed inside his stomach after getting the tips of his ears cut off. If Miyabi could not keep the people in the universe happy, he would not be able to make music anymore. Even now as Miyavi, he must eat great quantities of food! This is why he is unable to gain weight.(fra Dué le Quartz)

“SUPER HAPPY AWESOME FUN TIME FIGHTER POWER DOUBRE BARR GO MASTER AWESOME WARRIAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
~ Japanese on anything
(fra Japanese)

JP ranguage exampres:
- Makudonarudoooooooooooooooooo kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!(fra Japanese)

Prime Minister: Herro Kitty
Currency: Hentai(fra Japan)

Religion: PR0N
(fra Norway)

Jeg har egentlig et liv, altså. Helt sant.